Don't Mess With Me

Why they keep messin with me? I try to mind my own business At work At play At church On a date And they still keep botherin' me Know what?! I got somethin' in the trunk fo' em. Be right back... When I'm at work Don't mess with me! When I'm at church Don't mess with me! When I'm with bae Don't mess with may! When I get paid Don't mess with may! No lyin' This is a good day I'm driving Dallas Tollway On my way in to the office McDonalds got my coffee LBJ traffic nightmare Flat tire This just ain't fair My sticker damn it expired Got ticket thanks cop! My engine overheated My temper overheated A rock bounced off my windshield It cracked it five hundred bills I finally got to my desk Just when I prayed to be blessed More drama comin my way No nigga! don't mess with may! My bae lookin' sexy She slays never messy That dress fashionnova Flip it over her Head is fixed up real nice Her nails got painted twice She don't ask for too much She fiiinnnnne!! No stress my phone silent For once she ain't violent She cute when she get mad But I paid for this Date time Legacy West Plano Earl's is the best Some dude almost touch bae But I blocked him yep! It's that time my vacation That's when I leave this nation Exotic island hoppin' Erotic cherry poppin' The wifey lit just like me yeah I kiss her then she bites me oooh The airplane flight is quite long no The drinks are quite strong! eh And just when we feelin' good what A baby screamin real loud no Please stop it I wish they would no The flight staff wonderin' how please To calm it down for my sake yep The parents not even awake nope I wake them now they upset so Don't test me beyotch! please! I know I kinda sinned oops That trip Lots of women mmmmm Confessed all of that lust well It's time to church I must Ain't been in a looong time nope I'm late break bread and wine mmmm They love talkin' bout me nosy Busy bodies!