Tequila Sheila

Now she was sippin' on a margarita She was holdin' down a corner stool She dialed me in with her instamatic grin You know I thought she thought that I was cool I have to say I had me a good time Yeah, even with the shape I'm in Ah, she led me astray, una Mas a Jose Tequila Sheila strikes again Woke up in a motel bed Freight train runnin' through my head Minus my wallet, my watch and my boots The only thing she left me Was my birthday suit I faintly remember her havin' a ball But the last thing I really recall Is she was sippin' on a margarita She was holdin' down a corner stool She dialed me in with that instamatic grin You know I thought she thought that I was cool I have to say I had me a good time Yeah, even with the shape I'm in Ah, she led me astray, una Mas a Jose Tequila Sheila strikes again Just then came a knock at the door Cops bust in, throw me down on the floor Said my ol' truck was in a robbery And I look just like the fella in the passenger seat I thought the judge would understand So I told him y'all, when I raised my hand She was sippin' on a margarita She was holdin' down a corner stool She dialed me in with that instamatic grin You know I thought she thought that I was cool I have to say I had me a good time Yeah, even with the shape I'm in Oh, she led me astray, una Mas a Jose Tequila Sheila strikes again Ah-hoo-hoo Tequila Sheila strikes again Ah-hoo-hoo Tequila Sheila strikes again They found me guilty of a crime Now I'm eatin' bologna, doin' 11-29 Sharin' a cell, with a fella named Miguel I asked what he was in for, he told me, Senor She was sippin' on a margarita She was holdin' down a corner stool She dialed me in with that instamatic grin You know I thought she thought that I was cool I have to say I had me a good time Yeah, even with the shape I'm in She led me astray Then she sashayed away Tequila Sheila strikes again Tequila Sheila strikes again