Meltdown (At Madame Tussaud's)

Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's-- the queen is losing face Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's-- a national disgrace It's the middle of the night at the London shrine Could have been the janitor, could have been devine Someone said the thermostat never did work Now we've got the temperature going berserk Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's-- the queen is losing face Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's-- a national disgrace Celebrities, statesmen, history's elite They're dripping in the hallways, they're stating to secrete They're pouring out the pores, they're shrinking on the spot Someone take a photograph-- get 'em while they're hot Meltdown at Madame Tusdaud's-- the president looks alarmed Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's-- a general's been disarmed Feverish at Fleet Street--- the story of the year 'Get The Facts--- House of Wax Photo Souvenir' 'Shameful' says the Times, 'Maybe Done by Vandels' Panic on Wall Street-- put your stock in candles I thought I heard a ghost say 'Had my hands in my pockets on the Judgement Day Nobody told me there's fire in the hole Had the world by the tail but I lost my soul Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's-- a rock & roll hotel Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's-- they're blending very well Elvis and the Beatles have seen a better day Better off to burn out than to melt away Dylan my be fillin' the puddle they designed Is it going to take a miracle to make up his mind? Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's-- athletes on the floor Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's-- they're running out the door Bad boy McEnroe couldn't keep his cool Now he's with the rest of 'em wading in the pool "Howard Hughes--- Billionaire" says the written guide Pity that his assests have all beeen liquefied 'Celebrity status only got in the way Had my hands in my pocket on the Judgement Day You can't take it with you-- there's fire in the hole Had the world by the tail but I lost my soul' Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's-- the queen is losing face Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's-- a national disgrace Down in the dungeon-- the Chamber of Horrors Look at all the criminals soften to the cores They're mixing with the heads of state floating down the lane Good, bad, there they go down the same drain