The Furniture Song

I left the bottle near the beach I took the message home with me The Police were playing through the Bluetooth at the party Her birthday party Where I was part of the furniture I was one with the plants The couch and the lamps I was part of the furniture Watching her light up the room I'm a bit tired of thinking about you It's on my mind nearly all the time I'm a bit tired of wondering where you are It's on my mind almost all the time The sea-tide didn't turn today It just kept rising all the way Water was filling up the lounge inside the beach house His Bournemouth beach house Where I was part of the furniture Stuck next to a man explaining his tan I was drowning in furniture When they kissed and then both left the room I'm a bit tired of thinking about you It's on my mind nearly all the time I'm a bit tired of wondering where you are It's on my mind almost all the time It's on my mind nearly all the time Part of the furniture (yeah, yeah, yeah) At one with the plants The couch and the lamps I'll die on the furniture (yeah, yeah, yeah) Absorbing their terrible news I'm a bit tired of thinking about you It's on my mind nearly all the time I'm a bit tired of wondering where you are It's on my mind almost all the time It's on my mind nearly all the time It's on my mind nearly all the time