Modern World

Crazy way to get your kicks They shoot the silicone in your lips If your figure makes you sad They suck the fat right off your back Make up your mind about your tits, girls They can puff 'em up so no bra will fit, girls There's only one thing they can't fix And I won't let you be mislead That's the hole in your head Can't fix that Hail, hail modern world Hail to all your boys and girls And hail, hail the color green I say hail to what I've seen And hail this modern world You tell her that's shes beautiful And put her on a pedestal And you Google triple X Imagination kicks in The more you think about sex, boys With someone else the better it gets, boys Do you have a purpose in your life? Besides cheating on the wife For fuck sake, show some sense And hail, hail modern world Say hail to all your boys and girls And hail, hail the color green And say hail to what I've seen And hail this modern world Yeah-aah, yeah, yeah Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah Oh-ooh These days adoption is a hot thing You can get a child for nearly nothing You take them home to a nanny Buy off your guilt with toys and candy But all the money that you work for, girls You can't compare it to a love, boys Only one thing they can't fix I won't let you be mislead That's the hole in your head Can't fix that Hail, hail modern world I say hail to all your boys and girls And hail, hail the colour green I say hail to what I've seen And hail this modern world Yeah-aah, yeah, yeah Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah Yeah-eah, yeah, yeah Yeah, oh-ooh Oh-oh-oh-oh I say hail this modern world