Day and Age

In this day and age You're expected to be the perfect kind of Woman You better have a job, do the messages A house and a picket fence (Ha ha ha) In this day and age you're expected to be The perfect kind of woman And you'd better do it better Than anybody else can Keep your hands off my sister If you'd be so kind mister Keep your hands off my sister You're so kind In this day and age you're expected to be The perfect kind of woman You better shave your legs, wear makeup Have the right figure, lots of brains and The perfect life (Ha ha ha) In this day and age you're expected to be The perfect kind of woman Then you'd better do it better than Everybody else can Keep your hands off my sister If you'd be so kind mister Keep your hands off my sister You're so kind Oh, I'm sorry if I've been a bit down lately I know it's just the overwhelming amount of Social oppressors that are crushing me every day You know But, ah, you know, it's probably my own fault For just being a wee silly woman But I can't help just getting a wee bit angry About it It just makes me, uh It just makes me feel ah, ah, ah, AHHHHHHH! Keep your hands off my sister If you'd be so kind, mister Keep your hands off my sister You're so kind