I Get That All the Time

He stopped me on the street He was wearin' a backwards baseball hat I never seen the devil smile But I bet it looks a lot like that From his coat of worn-out rags He flashed me a plastic bag And said, "Hey, this'll get you high tonight" And I said, "No, thanks I get that all the time When I walk into my kitchen Kids are screamin', dinner's burnin' And I'm reminded we've got PTA tonight When I'm kneeling down and feeling All those little arms around me My wife has got the bedroom in her eyes Yeah, buddy, when you get that kind of love It's the world's best kind of drug And man, I get that all the time A stranger in a cotton dress So thin the sunlight came right through I've been a man for long enough To know that come on look she used She sat down next to me Brushed her hand across my knee And said, "I'll give you the best night of your life" And I said, "No, thanks You see, I get that all the time When I walk into my kitchen Kids are screamin', dinner's burnin' And I'm reminded we've got PTA tonight When I'm kneeling down and feeling All those little arms around me My wife has got the bedroom in her eyes Yeah, buddy, when you get that kind of love It's the world's best kind of drug Yeah, I get that all the time When I'm kneeling down and feeling All those little arms around me My wife has got the bedroom in her eyes Yeah, buddy, when you get that kind of love It's the only kind of drug That gives peace of mind In this crazy life of mine And I get that all the time Yeah, I get that all the time