Bad Guy

Black hat, black suite, my shady clothes Mustache twirled tight beneath my nose Creepin', I lurk in the shadows 'Cause I'm a criminal Boo! Hiss! At me when I'm around That miss I'll take without a sound My lair is hidden underground My scheme? The pinnacle! So you're a good guy Help out if you could guy Not misunderstood guy Doing as you should guy I'm that bad type Tie her to the tracks type Might just use an axe type Keep my mustache waxed type I'm the bad guy Boo! Yeah, I'm the bad guy (ha-ha-ha) I'd like the world in my control You say I'm diabolical That's me, I've got to play the role So one dimensional Kidnap the damsel in distress But she won't wear the wedding dress So I'll just tie her up, I guess Leaving a ransom note So you're a coarse guy Swoop in on a horse guy Rescuing with force guy Take the hero's course guy I'm that mean type Out to get your green type Try to hog the scene type Comically obscene type I'm the bad guy Go! Yeah, I'm the bad guy I'm only good at being bad! Bad! (Nah-ha-ha-ha-ha) I like when you get mad It does my old heart glad now and then But wait, what's that? The antidote's under your hat?! Well, you may have stopped this crime But I'll get you next time! Drat! Foiled again! I'm the bad guy! I'm the bad guy! I'm the bad guy! Come on, you know who I am I'm the bad guy (Yah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)