Lisa Frankenstein (feat. Bobby Moynihan)

As the creaking clock strikes the witching hour Ghouls and gargoyles crawl down from their towers The werewolves are howling, the moon hears their calls So begins Halloween night at the mall The creepiest monster is not who you'd think She's eight feet tall with claws of neon pink Take heed of this warning and that chill down your spine Beware of Lisa Frankenstein, haha I like Barbies turned to voodoo dolls Smelly public bathroom stalls With spiders crawling up the walls I like chewing gum from under chairs Food court pizza topped with hair And getting piercings done at Claire's Only once a year, I'm let out the cage People scream in fear 'cause I'm all the rage So, like, come and hang out with my friends Witches, ghosts, and skeletons This ain't a trick, you know I'm treatin' myself Yeah, tonight, I'm swipin' plastic like a bat outta hell Cause I'm a teenage terror, can't be saved by the bell Everybody knows my name 'cause, like, duh, I'm popular I'm Lisa Frankenstein Oh woah, oh woah I'm totally the scary type Lisa Frankenstein Oh woah, oh woah, oh woah Aren't you terrified Oh, oh Lisa, oh, Lisa Frankenstein Oh, oh Lisa, oh, Lisa Frankenstein Hey you, trembling like you wanna run Gotta get my scarin' on In rainbow leopard, just for fun Hey you, monsters really love to brag This is gonna make you gag It's a unicorn trapper keeper Looking up at all the fluorescent lights I can't help but feel so electrified No rules and I'm not here to find a man Unless he's Kiefer Sutherland Don't have a cow, I'm not as bad as you thought Wanna party hardy like its Ferris Ghouler's Night Off Oh my god, tell me where you found that scrunchie you bought If you don't I'll rip you limb from limb and eat your still beating heart What? Too much I'm Lisa Frankenstein Oh woah, oh woah I'm totally the scary type Lisa Frankenstein Oh woah, oh woah, oh woah Aren't you terrified Oh, oh Lisa, oh, Lisa Frankenstein Oh, oh Lisa, oh, Lisa Frankenstein She's colossal and strong and hauntingly clever She'll swallow your soul and cry out, ugh, whatever Like a moth to a flame, she's luring you in Her glitter will stun you and get stuck on your skin Is she a friend or is she a foe Cyndi Lauper on steroids or a valley girl Rambo Before you can answer, before you can shriek Now you've become one of her Day-Glo freaks, bye bye I'm Lisa Frankenstein Oh woah, oh woah I'm totally the scary type Lisa Frankenstein Oh woah, oh woah, oh woah Aren't you terrified Oh, oh, I'm totally living for how dead I am Lisa, oh, Lisa Frankenstein Oh, oh, oh my god, what'd you buy for lunch, I had brains Lisa, oh, Lisa Frankenstein