Bruh Moment

CashMoneyAP Hopped onto Pornhub, I'm 'boutta beat my dick (nice) Saw a fat ass, so you know I had to click (okay) I was 'boutta nut, then I realized something's wrong (what?) I think that that's my teacher, what the fuck is goin' on? Wait, hold it, I just had a fuckin' bruh moment Whoa, bitch, why the fuck my teacher on some hoe shit? Just wanted to nut, now I think I'm traumatized I just saw my teacher getting fucked by five guys Now I'm really freakin' out, I just don't know what to do No, my teacher's a hoe, but I still gotta go to school, though I thought for a while, then I came up with a plan Now I might finesse my teacher for like 20 fuckin' bands So I pull up to class, I ain't even got a backpack My teacher turned around, and I start staring at her fat ass She told me to stay after, I can't contain my laughter Extortion on my mind just like a 1300s pastor My teacher told me, "Boy, you better start paying attention If you keep actin' up, then I'ma put you in detention" I said, "I don't give a fuck, because I've seen you takin' dick So just gimme all your money, or I'm 'boutta fuckin' snitch" She started starin' at me, then she laughed She reached in her pocket then she pulled out a badge S.W.A.T. Team kicked down the door, now I'm trapped I'm 'boutta go to jail just for lookin' at some ass? Hopped onto Pornhub, I'm 'boutta beat my dick Saw a fat ass so you know I had to click I was 'boutta nut, then I realized something's wrong I think that that's my teacher, what the fuck is goin' on? Wait, hold it, I just had a fuckin' bruh moment Whoa, bitch, why the fuck my teacher on some hoe shit? Just wanted to nut, now I think I'm traumatized I just saw my teacher getting fucked by five guys