Dark web secrets
Unheard bedroom acts
Awash with bodily fluids
Well here's the facts
Liberate a cone
Regulation is the key
Jam it up the hole
Next to where they pee
As if this ain't enough
Enough to make you boak
Release your stomach contents
Down the traffic slope
Wash it down with piss
Cocktail of fetid mush
As if this isn't enough
Follow it down with spunk
Standing aloft
Fingers jammed up
Release the sloppy chum
Bathe in the piss and shit and Swallow down the cum
This is the
Slovakian Traffic Cone
