CHUCK E. CHEESE

And now, ladies and gentlemen, in honor of the very first Chuck E. Cheese’s opening in 1977, here’s my good friend, Pasqually the Chef to sing a song all about the 70’s! Take it away, Pasqually!

PASQUALLY

If you want seven letters

Well here's what you'll get

(ooh ooh, it's the 70s)

They're all the fourth

Letter in the alphabet

(ooh ooh, it's the 70s)

They look like a big sideways

Smile at first glance

And they spell words like

Drive-in and Disco and Dance

If this dude digs the letter D

Well this is his chance

(ooh ooh, it's the 70s)

CHUCK E. CHEESE

Uh, Pasqually, this is supposed to be a song about the 70s.

PASQUALLY

Right! The seven D’s!

CHUCK E. CHEESE

No, not the seven D’s! The 70s! You know! Disco and Jimmy Carter and the first Chuck E. Cheese’s opening! Like it’s in the 70s.

PASQUALLY

Ohhh, like it’s in the 70s! Why didn’t you say so? Okay, you go again! I’ve got it this time.

JASPER

I told you this was a bad idea.

CHUCK E. CHEESE

Haha! Um, and now Pasqually will hopefully sing a song all about the 70s. Take it away, Pasqually!

PASQUALLY

If you want a comfy temperature

Well here's what I've got

(ooh ooh, it's the 70s)

It isn't quite cold

But it sure isn't hot

(ooh ooh, it's the 70s)

You're not going to sweat

And your lips will not chap

You won't need a jacket

But take a light wrap

It's so very pleasant

All over the map

(ooh ooh, it's the 70s)

CHUCK E. CHEESE

Um, Pasqually, I think you’re still not getting it.

PASQUALLY

What? You said in the 70s.

CHUCK E. CHEESE

Haha! Not the temperature, the time period! As in the decade, the 70s!

PASQUALLY

Well, you have to be clear about these things, Chuck E.

MUNCH

I could see how he could misunderstand.

HELEN

Me too!

CHUCK E. CHEESE

Guys!

PASQUALLY

Chuck E., I’ve got it this time. Introduce me once more!

CHUCK E. CHEESE

Ladies and gentlemen, here’s Pasqually the Chef to sing a song about the DECADE the 70s. Take it away Pasqually!

PASQUALLY

If you want a crazy decade

Well check this one out

(ooh ooh, it's the 70s)

Well this is what the 70s

Were all about

(ooh ooh, it's the 70s)

PASQUALLY

(singing)

Flavious Vespasian was

Emperor of Rome

And the Roman Coliseum

Was built out of stone

Mt. Vesuvius erupted

The records have shown

(ooh ooh, it's the 70s)

CHUCK E. CHEESE

Wait, stop! Pasqually, what are you doing?

PASQUALLY

What?

CHUCK E. CHEESE

The song is supposed to be about the nineteen seventies, not 70 A.D.!

PASQUALLY

But Chuck E., you specifically said the decade of the 70s!

JASPER

You did say that, Chuck.

CHUCK E. CHEESE

But I did not mean...

HELEN

That looks like fun!

MUNCH

Yeah! I want to wear a toga!

CHUCK E. CHEESE

But, but this is supposed to be a song about...

JASPER

Chuck, pick your battles.

CHUCK E. CHEESE

Well, if you can’t beat em, join em.

Ooh ooh, it's the 70s

Ooh ooh, it's the 70s

Ooh ooh, it's the 70s