Dropping Deuces

Here comes the crux of my caper I'm on that quest to get that super soft paper Hit the stores but the shelves were like vapor Yo, bet it was my hoarding neighbor! - Took em' all But I'mma get through this Beat out the Jones and get my straight paper fix Truthfully, I feel like I'm losing my mind Should of never let my girl wipe with my supply Really, I just don't understand She uses half a roll in just 1 trip to the can Blackmarket, bootleg... no price is too high For Quilted, Northern, Angel Soft or two-ply Man, I just need them rolls Cause' chocolate milk got my bowels ready to explode TMI I know But it's just the facts It ain't no joke that I need these rolls and stacks Making stacks, dropping deuces Making stacks, dropping deuces Making stacks, dropping deuces Making stacks, dropping deuces Now I got my re-upBoss back on the block all TP'd up This is how I roll Ready to blow up everybody's toilet bowl So throw away that bootleg bidet and cancel that bulk order you had on ebay Quilted, Northern, Charmin or two-ply Holla atcha boy if you need to get supply But stay six feet back Social distance applies if you want these stacks Covid-19 is spreading, fear hitting worldwide But don't let the panic change who you are inside Think about it Y'all got toilet paper out here like crack The only way we're getting through this is together At home, separate but together I've got rolls, Philly I've got, LA, Rolls, Jersey In different, New York City keep your head up, area codes, Miami, ATL, area codes, Buffalo Porcelain bowls, worldwide, Thanks to the clerks, bowls, the truck drivers, the delivery people In different area codes, and leave them N95 masks, for the medical professionals, area codes Make a mask at home. Like you got something better to do right now Ha, ha, ha. I'm crazy for this one I've got rolls, Philly I've got, LA, Rolls, Jersey In different, New York City keep your head up Area codes, Miami, ATL, area codes, Buffalo Porcelain bowls, worldwide Thanks to the clerks, bowls, the truck drivers, the delivery people In different area codes, and leave them N95 masks For the medical professionals, area codes Make a mask at home Like you got something better to do right now Ha, ha, ha. I'm crazy for this one