Imma start this rhyme with a fact

Creepypastas are a joke no need to react

You try to be scary you try to be tough

But you’re just a sham everything is just a bluff

I get it you wanna be like me only problem is that your IQ is 3

Shut up blue! No one wants to be like you

My craving is blood and I’m here to chew

I’ve killed your friends and I’ve killed your foes

Next imma murder this beat and flow

I’m back from the dead and I’m ready to go

It’s time to turn Sonic into dough

I said It’s time to turn Sonic into dough

Ha! You want to turn me into dough?

I’d like to see you try

But you’re kinda too slow

First, wipe that period blood off your face

(and) Then try to come beat me in a race

You think you’re chillin’ you think you’re strong

But you’re just a sad little man with a sad little dong

(I said)

Life is limited and time is short

Once your soul is mine your mind will abort

I can tell your not ready for oblivion

That’s too bad I’m 1 in a trillion

I’m your final boss, I’m your final mod

I’m Sonic.exe and I AM GOD

(Huh) A god without followers? And a god without grace?

You’re not a god at all you’re just a dog with no face

You’re a one-trick pony an annoying laugh

Your jumpscares are weak! No need to polygraph!

Listen up Sonic.exe I got one thing

Left to save, give me back my body, and go back to the grave

I’m going nowhere, I’m here to stay

No one can stop me from getting my way

I’m the king of Creepypasta I’m the king of EXE

If you try to mock me you know that you’re only mocking

Your own knees

My body might be dead but your franchise is dying just wait for the next Sonic Game and we’ll see who’s crying

(uh)