Nobody Likes the Opening Band

Oh, come and see the opening band Now that you've got your tickets and beverages in hand They look so tired Sound uninspired Guitars are secondhand 'Cause no one likes an opening band And nobody likes the opening band Their set time's far too early And I've never heard of them And chances are They wont go far Career is sure to end 'Cause no one likes an opening band Oh, unfamiliar things will make us nervous But singing here for you Gives me a purpose, so Take pity on the opening bands 'Cause no one came to see them Except their mom and dad But if you lend an ear and give them Just one little chance You may just like the You may just like the You may just like the opening Band!