Waste Of A Whiskey Drink

I know what you're thinking,'cause I overheard "Bartender, what is she drinking?" You're starin' at her I know she looks like heaven, save yourself all the hell Sit down that 7 and 7, and just drink it yourself She's gonna climb in your car She's gonna mess up your sheets You're gonna give her your heart You're gonna give her your key She's gonna want you to change She's gonna flirt with your friends She's gonna string you along Ruin your favorite song And it ends with you back at the bar Where you are right now No matter what you think That's a waste of a whiskey drink Yeah, a waste of a whiskey drink You're better off goin' home, send out a drunk text or two Hey buddy, do what you want, but if she's what you do I hope that you like the taste of salt, tequila, and lime 'Cause you'll never taste Jack again without her on your mind She's gonna climb in your car She's gonna mess up your sheets You're gonna give her your heart You're gonna give her your key She's gonna want you to change She's gonna flirt with your friends She's gonna string you along Ruin your favorite song And it ends with you back at the bar Where you are right now No matter what you think That's a waste of a whiskey drink Yeah, a waste of a whiskey drink Yeah that's a waste of eight bucks Six months and a Pearl Jam shirt Half your summer, half your savings, and a whole lot of hurt Pour your left and drink in your right, make it a double Save yourself all the trouble She's gonna climb in your car Leave her dress on the floor She's gonna tell you she never felt like this before She's gonna want you to change Gonna sleep with your friends She's gonna string you along Ruin your favorite song And it ends with you back at the bar Where you are right now No matter what you think That's a waste of a whiskey drink Yes, it is That's a waste of a whiskey drink Yes, it is That's a waste of whiskey drink