Television Mister

He wore a knee length leather jacket and smoke ran through his curly hair He locked eyes on me At ten am he sparked a light For his morning drink he was early He parked himself upon a bench, began his morning daydream He was everything I wanted Everything I wanted and more He stumbled up his apartment steps and struggled with his door key The kettle whistled and I realised, he's what I did adore He said the room was icy I couldn't really tell Fell in love with a man who lives in pictures I wish that I could join him he's my television mister Fell in love with a man who lives in pictures I wish that I could join him he's my television mister Oh yeah yeah yeah So we drove out to the country and we rolled around in mud You listened to my records and you said they sounded good He was everything I dreamed of Everything I dreamed of and more Imagine if a guy like you could really exist Instead of boys who cannot fill the shoes of men made out of scripts Fell in love with a man who lives in pictures I wish that I could join him he's my television mister Fell in love with a man who lives in pictures I wish that I could join him he's my television mister Oh yeah yeah I wish that I could join him he's my television mister oh yeah Oh yeah yeah I wish that I could join him he's my television mister oh yeah I remember when you called me and you asked me out for coffee We parked ourselves upon a bench You smiled because you missed me You were everything that he was My television mister for real For real Fell in love with a man who lives in pictures I wish that I could join him he's my television mister mmhmm