I Wanna Be a Cowboy, Baby!

I can't go far without hitting the sea I won't last long without a shop that I need Red Bull from, to get me through the day And I feel bad, 'cause I didn't cry When someone I grew up with died But I break down every time I'm on the scales Always the cowboy, never the cow I hate the way my life turned out There ain't no ranch to roam inside my room And I've got cotton wool for arms I won't be much use on the farm So I'll stay inside and watch him sing his tune Four, three, two I wanna be a cowboy, baby I wanna be a cowboy, baby Spin 'round on the playground Oh, I wanna be a cowboy, baby I wanna be a cowboy, baby, alone I don't need you to walk me home My style icon is the Wolverine Between each finger lies the key To getting home without a buckaroo And I see rodents at the foot of my bed In the morning light, when the sun is red And I don't know what that means, but it's coming true Always the cowboy, never the cow I hate the way my life turned out It goes faster every time that I fall asleep Oh, I talk about adventurin' I hope to God that this ain't it And I just can't feel it 'cause I've got nothing left Oh, I wanna be a cowboy, baby I wanna be a cowboy, baby Spin 'round on the playground Oh, I wanna be a cowboy, baby I wanna be a cowboy, baby, alone I don't need you to walk me home You asked me what I want to be I answered you so truthfully I wanna go to my first rodeo What's that cracked up to be? Wanna stop relying on men Who are bigger than me Oh, I wanna be a cowboy, baby I wanna be a cowboy, baby Spin 'round on the playground Oh, I wanna be a cowboy, baby I wanna be a cowboy, baby, alone I don't need you to walk me home