Dave

I'm dirty Suzanna I've got problems with grammer So boy where's your manners Come buy me a slammer She said how you doing Welcome to Canning Town I ain't got much money And I talk real funny Now let me in the back of your van Now then I've had a couple of drinks But you look a bit of alright And I put your bands sticker on me primark knickers And I think that might have broken the ice And she told me her brother was a thief A dead cockney for knocking out coppers teeth Her mum stayed home washing all the pots and pans And when her old man came home he knocked her round And she told me her mother was on meph Her daddy used to run with the ICF I like getting out now then to catch a breath and meet a bloke or two And thats when she said I'm dirty Suzanna I've got problems with grammer Some say it's my stammer But it's not not my fault So boy where's your manners Come buy me a slammer And you'll get laid And I will call you Dave Yeah I will call you Dave Even though your name is Steve She said that her last fella He was a proper upmarket guy Said he took her to the races And all the nice places like Nandos and TGI She reached for her sambucca As I notice her tatoo It was a love heart with Steve It was written down her sleeve Yeah my last bloke was called Dave too She told me she stuggled with her speech And ducked a lot of school to go hang out on the street She tried so hard even *spoke of therapy* No matter what she tried said it never worked for me I've made a few aquaintances by opening her legs I think it were me we could probably go the length and have a sprog or two And that's when she said I'm dirty Suzanna I've got problems with grammer Some say it's my stammer But it's not not my fault So boy wheres your manners Come buy me a slammer And you'll get laid And I will call you Dave Yeah I will call you Dave Even though your name is Steve She said lets go out Lets go out to the cinema There's a Vue in Beckton or Dagenham And it really ain't that far You can bring the big van I'll bring the condoms and we can Fuck all through the night That's why they call me dirty Suzanne And if I should have a baby We'll get a council flat Or maybe get a council house Nah, you need three kids for that You can take me shopping to Lakeside if we're flash And we'll have all we need Child Benefits and that I'm dirty Suzanna I've got problems with grammer Some say it's my stammer But it's not not my fault I'm dirty Suzanna I've got problems with grammer Some say it's my stammer But it's not not my fault So boy wheres your manners Come buy me a slammer And you'll get laid And I will call you Dave Yeah I will call you Dave Even though your name is Steve