Why Oh Why (Why, Why, Why)

Why, why, why, why?

Why, why, why?

Because, because, because

Goodnight, goodnight

Why does a camel drink water?

Why, why, why?

'Cause a camel gets thirsty just like you and me and everybody else does

Goodnight, goodnight

Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar?

Why, why, why?

Because a mouse's stomach isn't big enough to hold a streetcar

Goodnight, goodnight

Why can't a cow have kittens?

Why, why, why?

Because

Well, um

Because cows have little calves

And cats have little kittens

And besides, dear, it's easier that way

Goodnight, goodnight

Why won't you answer my questions?

Why, why, why?

Because I don't know the answers

Goodnight, goodnight