Laziest Fella In the Realm

Could it be I'm the loneliest person in the Wirral Every day miles away cos I'm dreaming of a girl I don't need anyone to say Hey chuck come on cheer up today Don't you know I'm the laziest fella in the realm Spend my time turning rhymes that distinctly underwhelm Struggle to string my words along Words tumble out but sound all wrong And I can't take it I feel a little lost inside And I can't take it Don't have anyone I'm so sad and blue One two three four five I'm counting down the hours 'till I make it out of this one alive Things happen Door's chapping Who's standing there? Ding dong So it seems I'm the luckiest someone in the street Suddenly half the world wants to fall down at me feet What a queer turn up for the books These people must be crazy kooks