Husbands or Kids

Husbands or kids I'll take option three The seven year itch is creeping in And he's been spending time wonderin' If he rushed in to settling down Sparks are flying and he's reminded That he's still young he's still got it He makes no secret we could get along Husbands or kids I'll take option three Too young too sweet or complicated Or unavailable feeling jaded I'm no tick off a list Or somebody's side piece Tell me this ain't all there is Husbands or kids Baby boy he's got a teenage crush He thinks he's in love doesn't know enough To know that there's so much he don't know Tryna tell me we could be a match And I'm so flattered he thinks that But he can't even take me for a drink Husbands or kids I'll take option three Too young too sweet or complicated Or unavailable feeling jaded I'm no tick off a list Or somebody's side piece Tell me this ain't all there is Husbands or kids All I'm asking for is that he not be taken Or running late for school Out of his momma's basement Old enough to know how to treat a woman And smart enough to know One's the way to go Husbands or kids I'll take option three Too young too sweet or complicated Or unavailable feeling jaded I'm no tick off a list Or somebody's side piece Tell me this ain't all there is Husbands or kids