Cartoon Cat Vs Cartoon Dog

Man’s best friend just found his end

Cartoon Dog can no longer pretend

He thinks he’s cool, he thinks that he can avenge!

I’m a cat in a hat, but a cat out for revenge!

Listen up kitty, listen real quick

Felix the Cat called, he wants back his shtick

You stole his persona and added some edge

Get ready to make your final pledge!

Most cats fear dogs but you are not a real K9

Take one more step and I will break your own spine

You’ll go back to wobbling like a fool!

Don’t forget that I made you cool!

You better learn this game is not made for tools

Look, shut your mouth before you drool!

Sure, you came first, but they saved the best for last

If you wanna fight, then I’ll go and end you fast

You’re getting too close, better take a step back

I will attack but not just in a rap

Look, it may rain like cats and dogs

But one thing is for sure

Your ignorance and stupidity has no cure!

I might be dumb, but I’m smarter than you

You’re the dog who can’t even solve two plus two

You’re the dog that follows my way

I’m your owner, after all, you have nothing to say

You don’t own me, you don’t own a thing

You don’t own your soul, I am my own king

Dogs are better than cats cause dogs are really just loyal

When cats are afraid, they shrivel just like foil

I’m turning up this heat and gonna watch you boil!

Cats have fear cause cats are rational, dogs act blindly

Stupidity is something in them that’s national

Cartoon Dog is more like Cartoon Dead

I will send you to the pound, where you will dread

I will give you my ham, cause it’s time for you to go to bed!

Threatening me with the pound, why are you so puzzled?

Are you really that afraid that, I’m no longer muzzled

My jaw is free and I won’t stop my bark

This is your last meow, get ready for the dark!