I Don't Believe In Water (Just My Opinion)

I wouldn't mind believing that two and two is five That they're all out to get us and they're taking over lives I'd love to have the arrogance to spew senseless, baseless hate Spread lies and then defend myself with some "free speech" debate And say "that's just my opinion", and who are you to judge? If I don't believe in water, well that's my right I don't believe in water, that I see with my own eyes The rivers are made of chemicals that they pump you with at night You must drink only orange juice, milk and beer and wine That's just my opinion, I'm entitled to my rights All I'm saying is do your own research, make up your own mind It must be rather pleasant, never needing to change your mind When inconvenient truths come knockin, it's just some lizard folks who lie Well life must be so easy now, shirking what you need to do to play your part in keeping this fragile world alive Well if I disagree, I'm CIA or just plain wrong, I must take my red pill gladly, if I don't then I belong To an overclass that's ruling, and trampling you down, It's a harmless theory isn't it? But they've been hoarding guns I don't believe in water, that I see with my own eyes The rivers are made of chemicals that they pump you with at night You must drink only orange juice, milk and beer and wine That's just my opinion, I'm entitled to my rights All I'm saying is do your research, make up your own mind Where did the world go so wrong, to be so polarised It's either the government are angels, benevolent and wise Or else it's everything in the world, is scheming and evil and sly From the schooling that we're given, to the clouds up in the sky Where did trust get so low, that it's fair to disbelieve When an expert's out here telling you that peril's at your feet Well behind him stands a man whose career was founded on lies We can't tell fact from fiction now; is he the reason why? I don't believe in water, that I see with my own eyes The rivers are made of chemicals that they pump you with at night You must drink only orange juice, milk and beer and wine That's just my opinion, I'm entitled to my rights All I'm saying is do your research, make up your own mind But all I'm saying is do your thinking, make up your own mind