Billy Big Bollocks

My name is Billy, I'm a lout and I like to scream and shout

On nights out and throw my weight about

I'm often always losing p on the fruit machine

And going absolutely overboard on booze, you see

But with that, I'm a massive twat that goes out starting agg

Looking for a scrap, a pretty nasty chap

My Stone Island badge certifies that I'm hard

I'll kick your head in with no Green Card

I'm Billy Big Bollocks, yeah, that's me

Billy Big Bollocks, now you see

I'm Billy Big Bollocks, yeah, that's me

Billy Big Bollocks, now you see

I spend most my cash on designer brands and coke

And I chat up all the young girls whenever I'm in Evoke

Or any other club, 'cause I'm a total mug

And when things don't go my own way, I turn into a thug

And start looking for it, I just wait for someone small

So I can beat the shit out of some random kid for no reason at all

I used to be the bully when I was back in school

I'm a total fucking out and out fool

I'm Billy Big Bollocks, yeah, that's me

Billy Big Bollocks, now you see

Oh, a Billy Big Bollocks, yeah, that's me

Billy Big Bollocks, now you see

Now you see, now you see

I'm a right geezer, when my wife moans, I beat her

I'm angry at life 'cause I've got a small dick

And my dad walked out on me when I was turning six

So I take my frustration out by acting like a prick

But sometimes I cry when I lay in bed at night

So I'm a sad, wanna be bad, man, that's done nothing with my life

And if I actually tried, I'd probably be alright

But fuck that, let's have another fight

'Cause a Billy Big Bollocks, yeah, that's me

Billy Big Bollocks, now you see

A Billy Big Bollocks, yeah, that's me

Billy Big Bollocks, now you see

Now you see, now you see

Now you fucking see

A Billy Big, yeah, a Billy Big

I'm a complete thug