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A new study shows that fewer women are getting married The percentage of women who have never been married Has risen from 33% to 38% I should be sitting on a couch right now With my friends Ben & Jerry and tears running down Old sweatpants, and no makeup, broke down over the break-up But I'm not even sad, 'cause this one's like the last I don't call them exes, I just call them whys Like why do I keep falling for the same old stupid guys L O S E R seems to be my favorite kind I don't call them exes, no I just call them whys Like why did I introduce you to my momma And why did I put up with you and all of your drama I don't know why I try, it's the same old story every time Two words, one finger, then I move on with my life 'Cause I don't call them exes, I just call them whys Like why do I keep falling for the same old stupid guys L O S E R seems to be my favorite kind I don't call them exes, no I just call them whys I just call them whys No exes, no exes, not even in Texas No exes, no exes, not even in Texas I don't call them exes, I just call them whys Like why do I keep falling for the same old stupid guys L O S E R seems to be my favorite kind I don't call them exes, no I just call them whys (No exes, no exes, not even in Texas) I just call them whys (No exes, no exes, not even in Texas) (No exes, no exes, not even in Texas) I just call them whys (No exes, no exes, not even in Texas) L O S E R