Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Marble Made
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Akiva Schaffer
Songwriter
Jorma Taccone
Songwriter
Justin Franks
Songwriter
Jerrod Bettis
Songwriter
Andy Samberg
Songwriter
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Sometimes (Oh)
Something beautiful happens in this world
(Akon) You don't know how to express yourself so
(And Lonely Island, yeah) You just gotta sing
[Verse 2]
I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Yeah)
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not having sex
Ways of the past
[Verse 3]
Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great (Yeah)
It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah)
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Havin' sex could make a nice man out' the meanest
[Verse 4]
You'll never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
When I had the sex
Man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done
[Verse 5]
Oh, hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Well sure
Nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing
[Verse 6]
I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (Yeah)
I wanna tell the world
[Verse 7]
To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life (My life)
[Verse 8]
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure (Manure)
With that in mind the soft, nice smellin' girl's better
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
[Verse 9]
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you
[Verse 10]
She kept lookin' at her watch
Doesn't matter, had sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter, had sex
I think she might have been a racist
Doesn't matter, had sex
She put a bag on my head
Still counts
[Verse 11]
I just had sex
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes
Then you're qualified to sing with me
[Verse 12]
I just had sex (Everybody sing)
And it felt so good (We all had sex)
A woman let me put my penis inside her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back
To the not having sex
Ways of the past
Written by: Akiva Schaffer, Andrew Samberg, Jerrod Bettis, Jorma Taccone, Justin Franks
