Covid-19 Shanty

In the town of Wuhan some germs from an animal

Made a big leap and infected a few

Nobody thought it would be a pandemic and

Now the whole world's in a hullabaloo

It didn't take long for the germs to go global

In planes and trains and cruises by sea

Now locked in our homes and tryin' to stay sober

We can't even watch the live sports on tv

Six long months in isolation

Six long months there was nothin' at all

Six long months in isolation

This lock-down is driving me up the wall

I tried to go out got sent back in again

I went out again, straight back in again

Sick to death of this social distancin'

Finish the lock down for once and for all

The experts say keep two metres distance

And never to gather in couples and groups

And eatin' at home is a total disaster

I'm fat as a fool eatin' pasta and soups

Now trump took it lightly there's no need to panic

'tis only a flu, not a worry at all

Talkin' shiite and blamin' China

When Mexico begs him to finish the wall

Six more months in isolation

Six more months without toilet roll

I wish to God I had constipation

Because I have nothing for wiping me hole

I tried to go out got sent back in again

I went out again, straight back in again

Sick to death of this social distancin'

Finish the lock down for once and for all

Six more months in isolation

Six more months there was nothin' at all

Six more months in isolation

This lock-down is driving me up the wall

Six more months in isolation

The planet has never looked greener before

But back to the grind to pay off the mortgage

The world just won't be the same anymore