The Naughty List

There'll be no snow this Christmas No friends we know will miss us A dreary rain will linger Countin' blessings on one finger There'll be no mistletoe and no one to kiss us We're on The Naughty List this Christmas There'll be no jingle jangle bells No choir of heavenly angels The noises from the chimney Aren't what we hoped they would be There'll be no reindeer flying by Santa won't miss us 'Cause we're on The Naughty List this Christmas There'll be no mistletoe and no one to kiss us We're on the naughty list this Christmas A fly in the figgy pudding Next year let's fix this We're on The Naughty List this Christmas We're on The Naughty List this Christmas