Honest Liar

If I had no time for sleeping And I had no time for favors And a friend of a friend said they were in need I'd try to ease the weeping 'Til the sun wakes up the neighbors Leave for work and put my faith in the caffeine Don't you wonder how I am still standing When my shoulders have been pushing them all higher But don't you call me crazy for giving in to the demanding Just call me what I am I'm an honest liar And if my worst enemy Asked me to be his best man I'd fly him out to Vegas with all his buddies And charge it all to me 'Cause I am just a yes man Throw the biggest party this world has ever seen Just put it under "fool in the tuxedo" As you book the most expensive choir But don't you call me crazy while my wallet funds his ego Call me what I am I'm an honest liar Of all the things I say and all the things I do I guess there have been a few things that have not been true It's easier to say it's fine like I don't give a damn Hand me the impossible and I will say I can And if I would be confronted By a crying former lover I would welcome her with open arms Say that man's cruel heart was stunted And no one was above her Then watch her go and seek another's charms Don't think I'll deceive you 'cause I don't mean to For though I smile I'm an internal crier And don't you think I'm crazy for everything I put me through Call me what I am I'm an honest liar Call me what I am I'm an honest liar Just call me what I am I'm an honest liar