Real Human Being

Damon hated college Cause there was no one around And everyone was plastered To their cell phones He decided to dance to class To his favorite hip hop act And Sally videotaped it thinking Hey maybe it's postable She decided if she posts it She might need to tag him So she went ahead and asked him Hey stranger what's your handle He said what will they think of me Some loser's chatter She said you're already famous in my mind And Baby that's all that matters You may not be so entertaining But you can still hold me baby When I'm in need Cause you're a real human being He asked her what she thought Of their college of the arts And she said that's the first time Someone asked about her opinion It was a magical fairyland Where everyone did the best they can To connect with each other and leave Their followers to be aggrieved yeah I may not be so entertaining But I can still hold you baby When you're in need Cause I'm a real human being Let's go What That's Right Give it to me Yeah Momma He takes her by the hand and says I want for you and I to dance And if we look stupid well I guess We'll just hashtag Y O L O So they set out not to impress But be totally ridiculous And they got millions of followers claiming They loved their authenticity And that's how their story goes Their self consciousness made a show And their flaws were what everyone loved About them Yeah Everything you say and think It all matters to me I'm glad you're a human being And not some fucking meme I may not be so entertaining But I can still hold you baby When you're in need Cause I'm a real human being You may not be so entertaining But I can still hold you Babe When you're in need Cause we're a real human being Let's go Woo Uhh Yeah What That's how I like it Woo