Smoke the Wii (Nintendo Wii Rap)

Uh, uh, uh, uh Let me tell you a story A little lesson if you will About the time I waited in line On eleven-one nine-oh six I paid some dough 250 large Gifts card and more I spent some scratch Though I was on on cash But for a Wii I could spare some more So I got home All ready to bowl In my own crib My posse shows up And they began to spit some lip Why not get an Xbox-360 Or even a PS3 You wanna know why I'll tell ya Cause nothing beats a Wii Right then I reached the 9th frame Of my almost perfect game The Wii-mote slips out of my hand And penetrates my 25 inch frame The gang cracks up at my misfortunate As I dial up Captain M I wait on hold And then I'm told To go check my mail right then To my surprise A package lies On my front door step A new TV Sent to me Courtesy Of the Big N I start to play on my new TV In an impossible tennis match The PS3 froze 360 broke While Nintendos still got my back Got Link and Midna fighting off the Twilight Realm And I can be Doctor Derek Stiles and operate Will I survive Only time will tell Or I can be Kai collecting Elebits with a capture gun Master Chief Solid Snake Lighten up and have some fun As the crew gets jealous And makes their way toward the door I show them my Wii can play NES And Nintendo 64 Jaws drop in awe and they say It'd be better if they go But I invite them to join me and my buddy Super Mario