The Floor Is Lava

Johnny's gone and hit his head And little Katy's knees are shred But we can't stop now cause not everybody's dead Kevin hit the ceiling fan Becky took the plant stand It came right down not what she had planned Throw down all the cushions Make some rocks and stones Jump around and pushing No safety zones We playing scrabble No We playing Risk No The floor is lava Nintendo switch? No How 'bout an X-Box No The floor is lava The dog is in the swimming pool And cousin Jamie's acting cool Dad is working on the car he's nobody's fool The comfy chair is really beat The couch is where you go to cheat The cat is backing out the door to beat a retreat Jump up on the table You're gonna burn your feet Slipping can be fatal Get out of the heat We playing scrabble No We playing Risk No The floor is lava Nintendo switch? No How 'bout an X-Box No The floor is lava Hey, uh hey, that's a nice credenza What? That credenza, it's nice Uh, we don't have a credenza Yeah you do, Brian's standing on it Oh, no that's a hutch What like for rabbits? No a hutch, it's like a side table Oh, well, it was pretty nice Kevin's got some lacerations Becky's showed some dedication Tommy's sitting quiet losing all sensation The ambulance was sent away The game was over anyway But we're all coming back another rainy day Mom was in the kitchen Making us some lunch Now she's started bitchin' Cause Brian broke the hutch We playing scrabble No We playing Risk No The floor is lava Nintendo switch? No How 'bout an X-Box No The floor is lava