Send Your Kids To College

I got a mortgage but it ain't a house It's just an education bill with no way out I didn't get a job but it's experience, they say While I've got a big-time loan from a summer camp with grades Everyone goes, you'll be lost if you don't Yeah the time is great and your friends will all go So send your kids to college The debt is on supply Send all your kids to college We just got a water slide One by one by one The interest grows One by one The families decompose I can't buy an asset, but I need another loan Is this adulting? What happened to my home? But several years on, all that remains Is hindsight and a job with low pay Send all your kids to college The debt is on supply Send all your kids to college We just got a water slide We'll make them alcoholics If they're not already high Send all your kids to college We'll just bill them till they die This is the chance of a lifetime And I can't read the fine print I signed my life away Right now before my prime But my parents are so proud of it They think I'll be the President But I'm just looking for some lower rent So send your kids to college They'll never be denied Send all your kids to college The future ends when they apply Send all your kids for knowledge The kind that rots their minds So send your kids to college The teachers take is verified Send all your kids to college Your income is pre-qualified So send them all to college We'll just bill them till they die One by one by one The interest grows One by one The families decompose