Your Best Friend

After our date, I text my friends Tears of happiness, we're going to the end But hope is dangerous and I guess that I am dumb For actually believing that you could have been the one Cos it's been a week and you never came through And my tears are too precious to waste on you I've had my scheduled maniacal breakdown I've turned a page but baby couldn't you just text back So here's the plan, I'll remain intact With some actionable steps so maybe watch your back Cos sincerity is scary and people leave But karma's for life, if you know what I mean So here's to never being relied upon And meeting hot people so we can move on The one you grew up with, what was his name And an Insta handle would also be great I'm gonna find your best friend and I'm gonna date him He's gonna be into it, which means you're gonna hate it We're gonna turn up to loads of your parties Kiss so hard you might actually taste it Here's what you could have won if you weren't complacent Every diamond's due a bigger replacement Gonna find your best friend and I'm gonna date him He's gonna love it which means you're gonna hate it The question isn't how, the question is who I liked the look of Brad, but maybe Michael too Yeah you took me for dinner then you took me for granted You took me for a ride, Disney World no enchantment Cos God loves a trier but Jesus loves to hurt And there's nothing more dangerous than a broken-hearted girl He mends it so beautifully can I just say as well So here's the plan, I'll remain intact With some actionable steps so maybe watch your back Cos grandeur is predictable but empathy is hot And revenge is best served wrapped around your boss So here's to never being relied upon And meeting hot people so we can move on The one you fell out with, what is his name And a list of books he reads would also be great I'm gonna find your best friend and I'm gonna date him He's gonna be into it, which means you're gonna hate it We're gonna turn up to loads of your parties Kiss so hard you might actually taste it Here's what you could have won if you weren't complacent Every diamond's due a bigger replacement Gonna find your best friend and I'm gonna date him He's gonna love it which means you're gonna hate it You played me like a fiddle Every text a romantic riddle But baby he is here and all is clear And we are dancing all night long I guess you were right All good things they must come to an end And all good things they must date your best friend