Family Guy

(Oh shit, luh tim come on)

Ran off my family, so they say i'm a family guy

Stole from my mama yesterday, i'm the family guy

Gave my brother 2 dollars, and he a ugly ****

Stole from my family yesterday, i'm the family thief

I'm a thief to my family, and a thief in the streets

If you don't believe me, go ask auntie tiffany

I stole her car, and took it and drove it to the beach

Ran off my brother yesterday, gave him maple syrup

Got down on my dad, and gave that **** tampons

Got down on my grandma, and gave her a back scratcher

Got down on my great grandma, and gave her a back scratcher

Got down on my great uncle, and gave him a back scratcher

Ran off on the plug, and told that **** back scratcher

Gave my brother a big candy, a jaw breaker

No - eddy but we eating jaw breakers

They said it was gum, but why the fuck i even jaw breaker

Ran off my family, so they say i'm a family guy

Stole from my mama yesterday, i'm the family guy

Gave my brother 2 dollars, and he a ugly ****

Stole from my family yesterday, i'm the family thief

I'm a thief to my family, and a thief in the streets

If you don't believe me, go ask auntie tiffany

I stole her car, and took it and drove it to the beach

Ran off my brother yesterday, gave him maple syrup

Spend good money for a Z, i ain't gon' lie i found a C (fuck)

Finna lice my plug, and his family tree (on god)

I just went and spent a couple dollars at family tree (i mean)

And this hoe at family tree said she wanna fuck me (the hell)

But i can't do that i'm not a hoe, i got high standards (on god)

I'm a family man, i just fucked my cousin girlfriend in a mini van

(i fucked her)

I'll do it ten times over again, i don't give a damn (on god)

Before i pull my pants down, she try to call me a mini man (ooh)

I pull my timmy out, and i made her ass fucking scream (oooh)

Hit her ass when i dodge trick 'cause all i wanna do is rain (on god)

Got it all on cam, but not in 4k, in 720p

Why do you fucking charge me 720 for a P? (what)

My nephew weird as hell, he pull his pants down when he pee (on god)

Brought his girlfriend to the family dinner

We was like jeez (the fuck ****)

Like jeez louise ****

His girlfriend looking like Louise griffin, **** (damn)

She giving me that big head like she Stewie, **** (damn)

How the fuck does she got a big head (damn)

But a lil' booty, **** (damn)

She saying she my Jay T, and i'm her lil' uzi, **** (on god)

The way she tryna cuffing me, i think she 'bout to lose me, ****

(for real)