Bad Hair Day Punx

30 Foot Fall Acme 143 Bad Hair Day Punx I'm dealing with it everyday It just keeps getting in my way I've seen it from every angle And it's always in a tangle At first I tried to dippity doo Now I'm using Elmers Glue But I just cannot fight the funk Because I'm a bad hair day punk! I'll spend my time, consumed by junk Cause I'm a bad hair day punk! I'll spend my time, consumed by junk Cause I'm a bad hair day punk! Manic panic's on sale at the mall Punk in a jar, kids, let's not stall We'll show our colors on weekends Cause we've got nothing to defend Let's get drunk, and smash the state As long as we're not home too late! I'll spend my time, consumed by junk Cause I'm a bad hair day punk! I'll spend my time, consumed by junk Cause I'm a bad hair day punk! I'm going nowhere, I don't care As long as I have cool nose rings As long as I have punk rock hair Just like I saw on MTV As long as there are punk rock bands I'll just keep my head in the sand I'll spend my time, consumed by junk Cause I'm a bad hair day punk! I'll spend my time, consumed by junk Cause I'm a bad hair day punk! (Where's my hairspray?)