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A Christmas Carol (feat. Tom Lehrer)
Comedy
A Christmas Carol (feat. Tom Lehrer) was released on December 30, 2025 by Mark Scott Marcus as a part of the album A Christmas Carol (feat. Tom Lehrer) - Single
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Release DateDecember 30, 2025
LabelMark Scott Marcus
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM72

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Mark Scott Marcus
Mark Scott Marcus
Programming
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Mark Scott Marcus
Mark Scott Marcus
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Mark Scott Marcus
Mark Scott Marcus
Producer

Lyrics

Christmas time is here, by golly,
Disapproval would be folly,
Deck the halls with hunks of holly,
Fill the cup and don't say "when".
Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens,
Even though the prospect sickens,
Brother, here we go again.
On Christmas Day you can't get sore,
Your fellow man you must adore,
There's time to rob him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty-four.
Relations, sparing no expense'll
Send some useless old utensil,
Or a matching pen and pencil.
"Just the thing I need! How nice!"
It doesn't matter how sincere it
Is, nor how heartfelt the spirit,
Sentiment will not endear it,
What's important is the price.
Hark the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest you merry, merchants,
May you make the Yuletide pay.
Angels we have heard on high
Tell us to go out and buy!
So let the raucous sleighbells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend Kris Kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Don't stand underneath when they fly by.
Written by: Mark Scott Marcus
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