To the Victims of This Tragedy We Send Our Thoughts and Prayers

We targeted your district and we called you out by name We took positions round your door we shouted "Ready, Aim" We televised a picture of your seat behind cross-hairs And to the victims of this tragedy we send our thoughts and prayers "Aim high", we say. "Shoot straight", we say. "Go for the kill", we shout. We've got the enemy in our sights. We say "Let's take 'em out". We want you armed and dangerous our cadidate declares And to the victims of this tragedy we send our thoughts and prayers Now listen I'm professing To teach a civics lesson With this here Smith&Wesson Now let us pray for peace Yes, this is war we semi-automatically repeat And so, my friends reload and don't retreat, but do retweet We vomit violent rhetoric like drunken legionnaires And to the victims of this tragedy we send our thoughts and prayers I want that second amendment remedy And so I'm voting for Yosemite-Sam Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! We can't be held responsible for every lunatic Who hears us yelling "Kill, kill, kill" and then does something sick It's rap and heavy metal. Yeah, the blame is cleary theirs And to the victims of this tragedy go all our thoughts and prayers The tree of liberty is watered with a tyrant's blood Yes, so said Thomas Jefferson. Or was it Elmer Fudd? The twee of wibety is watered with a tywant's blood Eh-ehe-eh-ee For bloody insurrection a true patriot prepares And to the victims of that tragedy we send our thoughts and prayers Let's pass conceal and carry So Curly, Moe, and Larry Can act like Dirty Harry Now let us pray for peace Next time some crazy loner shoots some people in the head Don't start attacking us by quoting things we actually said This ain't no time for politics you commie liberal where's Your decency Pray for peace and see That the victims of this tragedy deserve our thought and prayers And by the victims of this tragedy We mean us!