Down on the Farm

When I turned twenty one My grandpa showed me how to shoot a gun And at first I thought that it was fun But then I heard that the sun would die And so would I Down on the Farm where no one can be harmed We'll hop into my car and drive away I would waste an hour just to pick you flowers And climb the Eiffel tower just for you What a beautiful day for you to say That you'll love me forever and always Memories are just bullet holes When I get the dole drums There's no remedy For this impending melancholy Accept Down on the Farm where no one can be harmed Oh baby you're my lucky charm When nothing can go wrong Down on the Farm And when I sing this song I know that love is real We'll take a picnic basket off into the grass And then I will ask if I can kiss you Will you love me forever when I wear suspenders To hold up my jeans that do not fit me anymore Just like my grandpa before me Just like my grandpa before me