Generic Pop Song

OK boys and girls Got a pop song here, gonna give it a whirl Autotune on, rule of thumb Sound good so far but I need some drums Thinking inappropriate subject matter Cuz everyone's so obsessed with Mick Jagger Something vague about hitting the club And how I look like such a stud (Drop a beat now) Downing that Jack and Coke (Jack and Coke) Telling them dirty jokes (Dirty jokes) Checking out all the folks (All the folks) Now do it again, hit 'em again, come on Chilling in V.I.P. (V.I.P.) Everyone looking at me (Looking at me) Staying up till the clock strikes three (Strikes three) Now everybody get on the floor because I said so Everybody's buying this song, it came out a year ago Different title, different artist, same 4 chords Generic pop song baby tonight (Sing it the exact same way!) Now everybody get on the floor because I said so Everybody's buying this song, it came out a year ago Different title, different artist, same 4 chords Generic pop song baby tonight Take it out, now bring it back Gotta get this pop song back on track Got pulsing drums on all 4 beats Cuz otherwise girls can't move their feet The #1 way to get your song on repeat-er Legally bound to say something 'bout Gucci So I can get free shit and look real douchey Getting down in the club (In the club) Getting that rub-a-dub (Rub-a-dub) Then we go to a pub (To a pub) Oh my god, what's a pub? (Sorry) Rocking them denim shorts (Denim shorts) Showing them no remorse (No remorse) Ladies wanna ride me like a horse (Like a horse) Now everybody get on the floor because I said so Everybody's buying this song, it came out a year ago Different title, different artist, same 4 chords Generic pop song baby tonight (Just in case you missed it those first 3 times) Now everybody get on the floor because I said so Everybody's buying this song, it came out a year ago Different title, different artist, same 4 chords Generic pop song baby tonight Flashing lights, expensive alcohol Unnecessary jewelry Henna tattoos, unnatural hair color And... body glitter Bass is pounding, give 'em more After all, that's what y'all come here for Changing the beat so we can call this EDM for a whole new audience And nothing says "sexy" or "role model" quite like A coked up, shaved head, no-talent hack With a massive plastic ass Uh-oh I hear a familiar melody I think I need some frantic drums Now everybody get on the floor because I said so Everybody's buying this song, it came out a year ago Different title, different artist, same 4 chords Generic pop song baby tonight (You better know the goddamn words by now) Now everybody get on the floor because I said so Everybody's buying this song, it came out a year ago Different title, different artist, same 4 chords Generic pop song baby tonight Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah