Too Many Friends

My computer thinks I'm gay

I threw that piece of junk away

On the Champs-Élysées

As I was walkin' home

This is my last communiqué

Down the superhighway

All that I have left to say in a single tome

I got too many friends

Too many people that I'll never meet

And I'll never be there for

I'll never be there for

'Cause I'll never be there

If I could give it all away

Will it come back to me someday?

Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone

But I got a reason to declaim

The applications are to blame

For all my sorrow and my pain

A feeling so alone

I got too many friends

Too many people that I'll never meet

And I'll never be there for

I'll never be there for

'Cause I'll never be there

I got too many friends

Too many people that I'll never meet

And I'll never be there for

I'll never be there for

'Cause I'll never be there

My computer thinks I'm gay

What's the difference anyway?

When all the people do all day

Is stare into a phone

I got too many friends

Too many people that I'll never meet

And I'll never be there for

I'll never be there for

'Cause I'll never be there

I got too many friends

Too many people that I'll never meet

And I'll never be there for

I'll never be there for

'Cause I'll never be there

I'll never be there

I'll never be there

I'll never be there

I'll never be there