Humdinger

Party of the century, no cops allowed

Just me and seven hundred others

Come on, join the crowd

We got wine, whiskey, women, and guns

How can you afford to not have any fun?

If you got a gal, bring her

And we'll all have a humdinger

Naked horseshoes without care

Body surfing on a river of beer

All the neighbors are sayin' their prayers

We'll lift our glasses high in the air

We got wine, whiskey, women, and guns

How can you afford to not have any fun?

If you're not a right-winger

Then we'll all have a humdinger

Makin' Mardi Gras look like work

The belly dancers have gone berserk

The morning's here, we're all still awake

Just lookin' for some more drugs to take

Passed out on a mound of fire ants

Only lost a shoe and a pair of pants

Went down hard, got up like a champ

To see a biker dancing on my amp

If you're not a folk singer

Then we'll all have a humdinger

If you're not a folk singer

Then we'll all have a humdinger