Are You F*cking Kidding Me (Live)

They say everyone should have there heart broken

At least once

That that is how you grow emotionally

Well, I have been misused by many, many, many men

But nothing can compare to how you treated me

At times it really felt as though

The pain was here to stay

And though it's many years ago

I feel it to this day

And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook

Are you fucking kidding me?

Old memories are coming back to me now

Old ways you stole the light from my eyes

I traveled so far just to get away from you

'Till this morning's friend request surprise

At times it really felt as though

I'd never smile again

Your narcissistic asshole, oh

You nasty, nasty man

And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook

Are you fucking kidding?

I don't want to know what kind of cocktail you are

Or which member of The Beatles

Or which 1950's movie star

I don't give a toss if you're a ninja or a pirate

I suspect you'd be a pirate

But I don't want to verify it

And I don't give a shit what your stripper name is

Or if your kitty had a litter

Look, just follow me on Twitter

I don't care about your family tree

And I certainly don't want you poking me

Oh, me, again

So now you want to be my friend on Facebook

Oh, you fucking, fucking fuck

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