One Man Army

You're listening to

One of the most sinister-sounding intros

To one of the greatest epics ever produced

So sit back

Relax and enjoy

One-man army

Wage war on an A4

With the force of a chainsaw, leave your brain sore

And you can pray to your saint, lord, or nail boards

To your door, leave your career deader than Kreayshawn's

Frontline runner and I came for

Everything in sight, here to make your day short

Skull crusher, kiddy cult buster

Bye bye bae bay city roll past ya

If you think it's all laughter

Ask Syllabollix who brings a disaster

Every line's got the spite of a python

That bites like I'm Tyson, fight like a bison

The last of a breed that is dying

Creep like a tiger, breath like a lion

Make your mind bend like you eat psilocybin

Then I'm out like a thief when the night ends, give it to 'em