True Romantic

I open shot and sit and wait a while

And fake a smile

So no one can tell it's raining inside of my head

I sit and smile at all the passersby

But on the sly

I'm quietly wishing that they were all dead

But call me crazy

Call me vain

But you know I'll say it again and again

That I'm not so useless

I don't complain when my luck is down

Tomorrow's another day

Tomorrow's another day

I know for certain I'm an outlaw here

A misfit, it's clear

Who can't stand TV

And smokin's no good for my head

My guess is by the time I'm far from here

My head will clear

And I could feel as worthy as anyone else

But call me crazy

Call me daft

But I'm the only true romantic left

And I'm not so useless, I don't complain

When my luck is down

Tomorrow's another day

Tomorrow's another day

And when I get to dreamin'

I dream of far off places

I dream of green wide spaces

Long and meaningful embraces

I dream of conversation

And dream of tall dark handsome

Away, away, away

But call me crazy

Call me vain

But you know I'll say it again and again

That I'm not so useless

I don't complain when my luck is down

Call me crazy

Call me daft

But I'm the only true romantic left

And I'm not so useless, I don't complain

When my luck is down

Tomorrow's another day

Tomorrow's another day

Call me crazy

Call me vain

But you know I'll say it again and again

And I'm not so useless (Oh-oh-oh-oh no, no, no, no)

Call me crazy

Call me daft

But I'm the only true romantic left

And I'm not so useless

(Oh-oh-oh-oh no, no, no, no) Oh, no, oh no, oh, no, no, no, no

Call me crazy

Call me vain

But you know I'll say it again and again

That I'm not so useless