I Love Trash

Hey! You wanna talk some trash

Ahh!

Oh, I love trash

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty

And anything ragged or rotten or rusty

Yeah, I love trash!

Yeah!

I got me a sneaker that's tattered and worn

It's all full of holes and the laces are torn

A gift from my mama the day I was born

I love it because it's trash!

Oh, I love trash

Anything dirty, or dingy, or dusty

Anything ragged, or rotten, or rusty

Yeah, I dig trash!

Yes, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I got me a newspaper 13 months old

I wrapped up some fish, and it's smelly and cold

But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot of gold

I love it because it's trash

I love it because it's trash!

I got a clock that won't work, and an old microphone

A broken umbrella and rusty trombone

Now I'm delighted to call them my own

I love them because they're trash!

Yeah, yeah!

Oh, I love trash

Anything dirty, or dingy, or dusty

Anything ragged, or rotten, or rusty

Yeah, I love

I love trash

Anything dirty (dirty), or dingy (dingy), or dusty (dusty)

Anything ragged (ragged), or rotten (rotten), or rusty (rusty)

Yeah, I love

Yeah, I love trash!

Somebody think of a trash, ha-ha-ha-ha!

Who, me?

Forget about it