Afro (Freestyle Skit)

Excuse us, ladies and gentleman

One, two

You need to pick your afro, daddy

Because it's flat on one side

You need to pick your afro, daddy

Because it's flat on one side

What you waiting on?

Well, if you don't pick your afro

You're gonna have one side high

Well, you said you was gon' take me to see Wu-Tang, baby

So, I braided my hair

Well, yes you did

You said you was gon' take me to see Wu-Tang, baby

So, I braided my hair

Yes, I did

Cornrowed and everything, baby

Well, you changed your mind and said we wasn't going

But my momma saw you there

Yes, she did

Check this out, one time

Well, I be blowing up your pager, daddy

But you never call me back

Well, I be putting in 9-1-1, baby

But you never call me back

No, no

See, if you don't know how to use that pager, daddy

I'm gonna take that ho back

Yes, I will

You know I'll do it