Story Time

Alright, boys and girls, gather round

Story time, check this out

I said, "I wish you'd just give it a try

You never done it, how you know what you don't like?"

She said, "Am I not enough for you, is that why?"

I said, "No, I just think it would be sexy and kinda fly"

She said, "Well, I don't"

I said, "Well if I let you pick the girl, would that make a difference?"

She said, "That don't matter 'cause

I just don't think I'm cool with a threesome"

What? Come on, man, you trippin'

I said, "You actin' funny, and I don't even know why

(I don't know why)

'Cause you can't tell me that you don't like girls, don't lie"

(Girl, don't lie)

She said, "I can appreciate a pretty face, a nice backside

But just 'cause I might find a girl sexy, that does not make me bi"

I said, "Yes it does"

She said, "****, you just wish I was"

I said, "Why you frontin'?

Just embrace who you really are

And you just might enjoy a threesome"

You never know, got to open up your mind

You only live once, know what I'm talkin' 'bout?

Nah, but for real though, you never thought about it? Never?

Alright

She said, "What if I said I want to bring in another guy?"

What?

I just gave her a look like "you done lost your damn mind"

(You done lost your damn mind)

She said, "Oh, okay, so another girl is fine?

But when I mention another dude

You lookin' like you wanna punch me in the eye"

I said, "Don't tempt me"

She said, "You know that ain't fair"

I said, "I'm just playin'

But for real, though, no dudes allowed

Only you, me, and she in this threesome"

She said, "Hold up, when did I agree to this threesome?"

I said, "Just now, and you can't take it back, let's have a threesome"

She said, "Well, I did think about my girl Stephanie before in a threesome"

I said, "I got her number, I'll call her right now for this threesome"

She said, "Wait a minute, you got Stephanie's number?

****, when did you get Stephanie's number?"

I said, "Uh"

The end