The Size Of A Cow

Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems

When you're not looking forward?

Me, I'd like to think that life is like a drink

And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times

And these should be the best days of my life

Life, it's not what I thought it was

Damn blast, look at my past

I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass

I said, oh wow, look at me now

I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow

No, oh, oh, oh, oh the size of a cow

You know it would be strange to live life in a cage

And only believe the things you see that are written on the page

How easy would it be at home in time for tea

And stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea

You know that it's been sunk a thousand times

And these should be the best days of my life

Life, it's not what I thought it was

Damn blast, look at my past

I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass

I said, oh wow, look at me now

I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow

No, oh, oh, oh, oh the size of a cow

No, oh, oh, oh, oh the size of a cow

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times

And these should be the best days of my life

Life, it's not what I thought it was

Damn blast, look at my past

I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass

I said, oh wow, look at me now

I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow

Damn blast, look at my past

I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass

I said, oh wow, look at me now

I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow

Oh, oh, oh, oh the size of a cow

Oh, oh, oh, oh